| Political Correctness |
[Dec. 4th, 2004|04:48 pm] |
Read this: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=13&u=/nm/20041203/od_nm/life_words_dc
All words that you may find "politically incorrect" will have, beside them in ( ), a nicer term.
Fuck the retarded (mentally challenged super star) piece of shit that actually gives a flying fuck about computer technology terms. Niggers (our dark skinned brothers that once found their home in Africa) were not the only race of people to ever be enslaved in the history of the world, but they are the only assholes that ever seem to complain about it. Then there are cracker (caucasian) mother fuckers that try to make niggers (Chicken eating, hot sauce slurping, malt liquer drinking, crime committing americans) happy by caring about shit like master/slave referring to primary and secondary drives. Political correctness is for insecure douche bags. How can you possibly be offended by Yankee Hater? Give me a fucking break. What in the shit is a Barista? That is the worst term ever. They are waiter and waitress there is nothing bad about those titles. This article also says that people fund 'higher being' TOO RELIGIOUS! That's what religious people do you god damn sons of bitches. They talk about their GOD. How can higher being be any more religious than just flat out saying GOD. Jesus butt fucking, tetris playing, elephant riding, teeth brushing, ferris wheel riding Christ. AND WHY THE FUCK ARE WE BEING POLICATLLY CORRECT WITH TERRORISTS! THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE!!! Insurgents..fuck you America and shame on you all. Non-same sex marriage? What the fuck. It's traditional marriage. If a gay gets all uppitty, because you say traditional marriage he should be castrated and released into the wild. Traditional marriage is between a man and a women no matter how much the gays want it, it's too late. People with the correct hormonal balance beat them to the punch.
Ok...I changed my mind. There are some things that I think are totally wrong. Like white bread (bread consiting of a hue that is the opposite of black) which hits really close to home. I am a white female and when I go shopping and I see a blatently racist loaf of bread staring me in the eye and saying, "Yeah, fuck face, you're white and they labeled me white saying that you're only worth a buck 79 just like me." I don't think that kind of shit should be tolerated. I'm worth at least...twice that much... Also crackers. I mean how obvious..
Aright I'm done being gay. Or am I? HIYO! I just thought of something new to be upset about. White-folks thought of the term nigger, which is a new word. Black people thought of cracker. Which happened to be a snack that is more often then not, white. Some dumbass black guy was sitting around thinking "Fuck man I'm sick of all this nigger shit...them fucking whi-*Eats a delicious saltine cracker recently stolen from the local grocery store* THEM FUCKING...CRACKERS! White people are like fucking crackers! They are white and crunchy and stuff! I need to spread the word! Where my niggas at!"
Anyway, I make a vow to never feel obligated to say African American, mentally handicapped, non-same sex marriage, insurgent, barista, first year student or any other stupid ass new term that comes along. Please take this vow with me and let me know in your comments. |
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[Nov. 8th, 2004|06:23 am] |
I heard that there are anti-Bush Americans that want to leave America and move to Canada to escape the wrath of a second Bush term.
Fuck them.
If they are stupid enough to leave this country, because they don't like the president they don't deserve to be here anyways. Too bad for them that the wait to get into Canada can take up to a year. (And too bad for the rest of us that have to live amung these pathetic excuses for Americans) No one that is willing to give up on this country, because they are dissatisfied with our leader should be allowed to live here. If it's such a big deal that you didn't get your way go do something about it. Instead of running off to Canada like a pussy. Get more involved with your party and tey and show people why your views will work better for America.
I am not a fan of Kerry or Bush. Kerry is too vague and can't decide on how he feels about issues. One minute hes for something the next minute he's not. Bush went into Iraq when the supposed motives behind the war were to stop the Al Qaeda who planned and executed the 9/11 attacks. Al Qaeda was not in Iraq. Regardless, taking Saddam out of power was a pretty good thing, but the "liberation" of Iraq isn't going very smoothly. I'm not sure that blowing the shit out of other countries then trying to make them start a democracy is the best plan. Maybe Bush thinks if we kill off enough people we can safely control the remaining.
The citizens of California passed a bond measure that is going to give 3 billion dollars over 10 years to stem cell research. I hope that it proves worth it. I think that this could help to cure some very serious diseases. |
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| Dildos and Spaniards |
[Oct. 30th, 2004|02:52 pm] |
Stem Cell Research
Do you hate the idea of curing diseases by using emrbyos that can't be used to create life? If so then you are probably a right wing asshole. If not, well, you most likely think that using embryos that will be destroyed to cure diseases like parkinsons is a good idea. There are assholes out there that are against stem cell research *COUGH* George Bush *COUGH*, because they claim its killing a life. An embryo on its own cannot create a life and these embryos kept in warehouses get thrown away, because we can't use them for research. If women are so concerned about scientists wasting these embryos then why don't they take the embryo from the clinics and get knocked up? Come on, ladies, take one for your "life saving" team and conceive with one of the embryos the evil disease curing scientists wanted to destroy for the purpose of curing diseases. My grandfather suffered for pretty much my entire lifetime from parkinsons disease. I never really got to know him as well as I could have. He struggled for about the last 15 or so years of his life barely being able to eat and hardly ever being able to walk on his own. Stem cell research could have cured this crippling disease. What's more important to you? A lifeless embryo in a fridge or someones relative, friend, or spouse being cured of a crippling disease? Stem cell research could save and enhance thousands of lives or we can listen to moronic, right-wing, whores babble about how important those frozen embryos are.
Are You Republican or Democrat?
Why is this question so important to everyone? Why should we allow 2 parties to rule every election? Too many people are chosing to affliliate with a party then brainwashing themselves to believe EVERYTHING that party stands for. Why? Why don't we all register as independants and let more parties join the mainstream fight for elections? I don't agree with any party on more than 30% of issues. Should I vote republican, because I agree with 31% of their issues and only 30% democrat issues? The American people need to stop letting these 2 major parties take over. There needs to be more choices for the people to make. I'm confident that I will hate every candidate for every party for every election, but as South Park said, "We will always have to vote between a douche bag and a turd sandwhich" |
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| Whatever the hell I want |
[Oct. 25th, 2004|05:21 pm] |
-- NEWS FLASH! --
Getting drunk isn't an accomplishment; stop acting like it is. ANYONE can get drunk. You just drink alcohol. I hate how people say, "Holy shit! I'm so drunk! Hehehe!" "Melanie is so wasted, man! It's crazy!" "Can you believe how trashed I am?!" No, jackass, I can't see you getting ahold of alcohol and then drinking it. If getting drunk is an accomplishment, then I'm going to start going around bragging that I can wipe my own ass or that I chose to wear pants today. "Holy fucking shit, Logan! I'm wearing my fucking pants! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!" "Hey, Marv! I just took a shit, and do you know what I did afterwards?! ..No, why the fuck would I comb my hair? To make a long story short: I WIPED MY OWN ASS!" This would be immediately followed by a high five.
You know.. The whole breast cancer thing reminded me how much I hate the color pink. The color pink has always, and WILL always, be a girl's color. I'm so sick of seeing douche bag preppy guys wearing their pink shirts and their fucking flipped up collars. Is being cool looking like a dumbass now? If so, I've been cool for a lot longer than these pink-wearing assholes. It also drives me crazy to see "Real men wear pink!" shirts or, even worse, hear someone SAY it. How about "Real men don't have to try and prove their manliness by wearing pink shirts like little pussies." Maybe these crowds folling lifeless, pieces of shit should start wearing tutus, thongs, eye liner, lipstick, blush, eyeshadow, and glitter. Real men don't care if they dress like fairies! If youi're a girl and you're going out with a guy that wears pink.. Run. Run far away like Simba in Lion King. Hopefully you will meet a jolly, fatass warthog and an obnoxious, but slightly more intelligent, mierkat. Don't fear though. There are still men out there that don't need to wear pink to be more of a man, when they really are being a bitch. If you are a chick and you think pink is cute on guys and you like it: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID WHORE!
Dentists = Pimps?
I got to visit the dentist at 7 this morning. I never remember how much I hate the dentist until I'm there being poked and prodded. "Looks like your gums are a little puffy and swollen." The demon wench said to me. "Oh, forgive me milady, but my gums haven't developed an immunity to COLD HARD STEEL STABBING THEM, ASSHOLE!" I replied. When she was done with her handiwork I felt like someone stabbed a needle into my gums at the places she poked the most. I wanted to cry, but I'm too cool for that so I sat there in pain, envying the woman in the shampoo commercial. Oh, how I wished I could be in a commercial instead of in a torture chamber. Not only did it feel like she was scrapping the enamel off my teeth and stabbing my gums, but the bitch poked my head with her boob.. And didn't move it! Her nasty old boob was poking my head for at least 20 seconds, but that 20 seconds felt like an eternity. Not only that, but the dentist always leans over your face and the only thing going through my mind is, "Whatever you do make sure you don't make eye contact. This is already akward enough." After she's done torturing me with her tools, she makes me wait in the chair for like 10 minutes and asks, "You're not gunna fall asleep on me are ya? HAHALOL!" I said no, but in my head I was thinking: What I would give to fall asleep and not feel the pain you have caused me. It has also come to my attention that the actual dentist never sits there and cleans your teeth. He just walks around checks on everyone. The teeth cleaner is NEVER a man and the dentist is NEVER a woman (Don't even think about posting something about how you've seen one of the people I just said don't exist.). This brings me to my opening question: Are dentists the same as pimps? Yes. They both have women do the bulk of the work while they rake in the fat loot. It's a brilliant system if you ask me. I think we should put it into motion in other fields of work.
Eh.. One more before I get bored and tired.. Let's do censorship. Some bullshit professor challenged me on this one. I think I won.
FUCK censorship. The only time anything should be censored is when parents want to keep kids under 16 away from porn and swearing. Let's face it kids are stupid and will actually repeat shit in front of their parents or teachers or at other inappropriate times. After 15 there is no fucking point in trying to shelter your children. No matter what there are enough kids learning from their older siblings or other sources about swear words and porn. Just give up. I started learning swear words in like 1st grade. Television, radio stations, and internet should never be censored. If you can't get over seeing a boob on TV or hearing the word fuck then you should probably just dig a hole and die in it. You are a piece of shit. Guess what? Everyone knows when someone is flipping you off on TV because their middle finger is sticking out of a fist and its being blurred. Surprisingly we know what they are doing. It is pointless to bleep out words on the radio as well, because 95% of the time ANYONE can guess what they said. About boobs on TV.. Who gives a shit? It's a goddamn boob. The real reason we don't have violence and sex on normal TV is because there are so many mindless stupid people that actually let it get to them. Like video games for example. If your child is convinced of doing something, because of a video game they played then your child is fucked up. Video games don't get to normal people.
Stop being such a pussy and letting everything "inappropriate" get to you. |
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| GO EAT A POPTART YOU ANOREXIC BITCH! |
[Oct. 24th, 2004|08:50 pm] |
I recently read a friend of mine's most recent posts, and there were a bunch of anorexic bitches on there complaining trying to defend their sick, pathetic way of life. What the fuck is wrong with people? Anorexicx complain and say that society makes them do it. No one makes you do a goddamn thing you fucking asshole. It's not society's fault that you are an insecure piece of shit with no confidence or self respect. If you were to stop worrying about what other people think of your appearance for a minute you could probably enjoy a nice, filling meal. I also never remember society saying anorexia is "in." Anorexic people are like the walking dead. You might be wondering if that appeals to necrophilliacs, and the answer is: No. Necrophiliacs probably like how dead people can't move or fight back, or maybe they just like cold pussy. By the way: Necrophiliacs suck. I'm sorry your dad fingered your ass when you were little, but there's no need to take that out on the dead.
With that aside, anorexics have no good excuse for their sickening habit. I would rather see a fat chick than a walking skeleton. No one really has excuses for their weight. Fat people are fat because they are lazy and love food. It's no ones fault, but yours for not working out. Anorexic people are pathetic freak shows. The only people that should look like that are the people starving around the world. They don't look like that because they want to, it's because they have no choice but to starve. I wish I could send bitchy, stupid, anorexic whores over to Africa and let people who would appreciate the food offered by the girl's parents in the U.S, take her place. If you are proud of looking like a skeleton, then you are fucked up. What is there to be proud of? Congratulations, you starved yourself and now you make people sick to their stomachs when they see you walking around of course, it's always so hard to see you when you stand sideways.
And now for something completely different:
Last night, I was in my basement playing Falbe, when all of the sudden my stomach growled at me. "What is it, boy?" I asked gently. "Me hungry! Me want food!" my stomach howled in anger. So I jumped up and went to look for a snack. I found a box of Pop Tarts. "Perfect!" I said to myself. Then I noticed on the box it suggested that you freeze your pop tars. I oblieged and froze them for about 30 minutes. My stomach was not pleased, but I was in an adventurous mood. Perhaps the fact that I was playing an ADVENTURE game it had a role on my mood. Funny, the game I was playing is a ROLE playing game. Anyways, I waited and then went to gewt them. I opened the package and took the first bite. It's a reare occasion that I get as upset as I was. Frozen Pop Tarts don't taste any better. They are just hard as fuck and annoying to eat. So I sat on the second one like a mother bird would do to her eggs and waited for it to thaw. It was a little bent out of shape, but it was a normal, warm Pop Tart.
Never freeze your Pop Tarts. Ever. |
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| Gay Marriage and Affirmitive Action |
[Oct. 23rd, 2004|02:33 pm] |
Who the fuck cares? Marriage isn't as great as people act like it is. I definitely agree that gays shouldn't be married by the Church. Any gay who thinks they should needs to be shot. There are so many people trying to say that gay marriages are wrong and marriage is intended to be between a man and a woman. Well, yes, but marriage isn't like what people try to portray it as. The American divorce rate is about 50%. Marriage has never been a very good idea, because people always want the newer and better thing in life and, let's face it; women get ugly before men. For you and your spouse, hopefully it's special and you acutally respect eachother enough not to cheat on one another, but marriage is a bigger joke than people are willing to admit. About HALF of marriages end in divorce. That's out-fucking-rageous. Actresses and musicians don't help this number at all, but that's besides the point. It's actually pretty damn funny how scared people can be of gays. What's the point of going througha ll this shit again? We already did it with black people and other minorities.
While on the minority thing.. Black people of today deserve -NOTHING- for their great great grandparents being slaves. All you fuckers that bitch and moan about your ancestors being slaves can go fuck yourselves. Saying gays can't get married is liek saying black people can't rap. Come on, people.. It just doesn't make sense to say that gay people shouldn't allowed to be married. Does it matter? No. If a gay couple gets marriage benefits then it's the same as a normal couple getting benefits. It's not like giving gays marriage benefits is ripping us off. It's still two people living together and fucking. I love how people always say, "As long as they don't hit on me, I don't care." Believe it or not, gay people aren't attracted to every single member of the same sex. My only problem with gays are the really flamboyant assholes. I know a few gay people and I like all of them. None of them are the stereotypical gays. Let the fuckers get married! (As long as it's not in a church. :) )
Affirmitive Action has always pissed me off. This is one of the stupidest ideas that I have ever heard of in my live. Basically what affirmitive action says is that minorities deserve special treatment. FUCK YOU AFFIRMITIVE ACTION! White people are a dying breed. Eventually we are going to die out. If a black guy fucks your white daughter, she's sure as hell not having white babies. If your son porks a nice latino, there's no way in hell his offspring are going to be white. Our sperm sucks. Being white is a recessive gene. The main reason affirmitive action pisses me off is, because some jackass black guy or latino can get into college for doing "Ok" and in the process beat out some nerdy ass white kid. That white asshole wasted his life to get those grades, let him go to school if he wants. If a black person wasted his life to get a 4.89 GPA then let the fucker in. If he gets a 3.1 and stays black and beats out the loser white kid that got a 4.1, there's something wrong. Colleges say they need diversity at their school. Well, tell minorities to do better in highschool and you can have all the diversity you want. I also found out that asians are less likely to get in before a black person. Sounds like Affirmitive Action is against people who do the best in school. I completely wasted most of the years that I've been in school in the grade sense, but I had a damn good time. Does that make me stupid? No. School doesn't really mean shit when it comes to intelligene. I'm smarter than most of the people I know, I just choose to be lazy and play video games and hang out with my friends all the time. All in all, Affirmitive Action can kiss my white ass, because I'm sick of people trying to give minorities special treatment. We are all different and that's great, but what does it have to do with getting into college or getting a job? Not a damn thing. Women do not count as a minority. Stop trying to be one. Go bake me a cake.
Also, I wish more people read and commented on these fucking posts because, unless people give me arguments or their opinions, I run out of ideas. I don't take the time to completely cover all of my subjects so I know there are somet hings that I didn't say and only comments from readers can remind me. So, if you actually enjoy reading this shit, then tell your friends to read it. If they hate me.. All the better. |
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